'Poo Blaster' - most inappropriate iOS, Android apps of 2012

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Poo Blaster

Poo Blaster 
(Developed by Immature)

Created by Immature, quite possibly the most aptly named developer in all of Google Play, Poo Blaster traffics in a brand of "Men are filthy pigs" humor that aims even lower than a Tim Allen sitcom.

From the Department of Sentences I Never Thought I'd Write: Poo Blaster challenges gamers to clean a series of befouled toilets by directing a virtual stream of urine at the polluted areas of porcelain. It's unseemly by any measure, but Immature's Google (NASDAQ:GOOG) Play page further ups the ante/lowers the bar by calling the game a "simulation of how men clean toilets," a notion I'd like to refute on behalf of self-respecting, toilet brush-owning dudes everywhere. Despite Poo Blaster's flawed premise, all hope is not lost: Immature could still remove it from the Android games category and rebrand it as a diet app, since it's guaranteed to make you lose your appetite.